My Twisted Sister Lisa has, over the last few months, taught me the finer points of planning a successful wedding, and somehow surviving it. First, you need a fantastic venue and a gorgeous day…

This is in a town called Troon in Arizona. Next, you need some guests…

We have the bride’s side here, also my Rent-A-Family with my adorable Rent-A-Mom second from the left. Her daughter, my Rent-A-Sister, is hanging onto her corsage because it is very heavy and won’t stay on.
My Rent-A-Sister Siobhan, is going to have to re-pin that corsage on RAM…

OUCHHHHHH!!!! Watch it with the corsage pins sweetheart!
Next we need to add a little multicultural Scottish and Jewish Fusion…

Perfect…Now some more people and a little flair from the Dashing and ever so stylish Groom…

Now, how about some ridiculously attractive people?


Nice…But what would a wedding be without some “best friend” bridesmaid DRAMA to almost put the poor blushing bride into intensive care a week before the wedding? Bridesmaids mercifully were allowed to pick any basic black dress that looked good on them and was approved by the bride- how nice is that? Well, BFF from Hell decides she is either J Lo or Kim Kardashian, submitting absurdly inappropriate beaded gowns and what not slit up to there and down to …well, you get the point. Finally she quit submitting, they were not speaking… She shows up total COMANDO! And everyone could tell, so her boyfriend was sent out to buy the poor BFF from Hell some panties…

Here she is sporting her brand new panties, whew! Close call…
And then of course, a heavy dose of LOVE between two people who are perfect for each other, also, both incredibly photogenic…

Here comes the bride with Mom & Dad! Woo-hoo! Get a load of that totally amazing gown!




And of course, sealed with the kiss…

I can’t believe after 463 months of planning this is over….
Cue the awesome wedding singer…


Now add some delectable food, dance your ass off and have a spectacular life together!
It’s not THE END, it’s just the beginning…xoxo